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  1. kyeugh

    Journeyquest

    nonsense! i just pick the best commands. and, well... You check your six, whatever the hell that means. It doesn't look particularly inviting back there. Now boy howdy! There's a proposition you can get behind. You get going on your merry little way. Well. Guess this fucking...
  2. kyeugh

    Journeyquest

    There's not much hidden away in your pockets, alas. You're basically just as you appear. That's subject to change, of course... Well, you've got shitty tricks abound, but not a soul to pull them on. You imagine the nearby town is packed with the fuckers, though.
  3. kyeugh

    Journeyquest

    Okay. It's time to go out the honorable, chivalric way. A true and fitting death for a well-regarded knight such as yourself. Here goes... OOF!!! Egad, the humanity! Haha, just kidding. You just slipped the sword into your armpit. It's a classic charlatan move that hypothetical observers...
  4. kyeugh

    Journeyquest

    Your name is Graham Dunderbritches. You are an esteemed highwayman and desperado, famed throughout the realm for your conniving ways and shitty tricks. The people fear and respect you, and the law dares not step in your way. All of this is to say that you are, of course, the Main Character...
  5. kyeugh

    Journeyquest

    Ah, yes. The diplomatic approach. You recall your training, specifically the teachings of Dracophilios the Pacifist, and get to gabbing. It seems like the dragon is vaguely considering your offer. Oooookay, after mulling it over a bit, he doesn't seem too happy. Suddenly you remember that...
  6. kyeugh

    Journeyquest

    Re: Journeyquestventure Man, this is absolutely not going your way. You cower behind your shield, as any reasonable knight would, because that thing is really scary okay. It doesn't seem to advance on you, probably because it's a fucking idiot and lacks object permanence. You wonder...
  7. kyeugh

    Journeyquest

    Re: Journeyquestventure Dragonslaying is no child's play. In the world of the warrior's mind, it's survival of the fittest, except for thoughts. Licking fluids off the ground doesn't strike you as particularly fit. thanks! You don't know what "Gunne" is, or how to use it, but you do have this...
  8. kyeugh

    Journeyquest

    Re: Journeyquestventure Well, you can't say you didn't try. Let's rewind and try again.
  9. kyeugh

    Journeyquest

    it seems like people like bumbletrek (how could they not), so i am riding the wave. we'll see how it goes. Congratulations, you are now the plucky chump on the left. It looks like you're stuck fighting a pretty beefy dragon. How do you intend to go about it, buster?
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